December 2010
94 posts
It smells so good in the kitchen downstairs that I want to eat through the floor.
There’s been a little pile of stuff on the floor of my bathroom for a week or two now, containing (among a couple other things) a small vibrator, a large vibrator and a syringe. Reply hazy, try again later w/r/t whether my mom noticed when she took a shower there today.
“Instead of blaming poor tools, let us always blame ourselves for having them.”
– fuckin IBID
“The ancients taught that the sun was not a source of light, life or power, but a...”
– Manly P Hall, The Lost Keys of Freemasonry
I found a remaindered collection of Manly Hall’s writings on Freemasonry at Borders, of all places, for four bucks. (Because baby, I’m an occultist!) Too cool, ‘cause you never find book scores at frikkin Borders.
My mom: “Why are we going to Home Depot?”
Me: “Lesbian Christmas presents.”
“Last minute Christmas presents?”
“LESBIAN CHRISTMAS PRESENTS”
Whoa remember when I told you about that expensive, rare out of print Julie Verhoeven book I wished I could get so I could get a tattoo based on her work? My girlfriend and her dad gave it to me for Christmas! This shit has been totally fairytale for real: My mom came up from New Jersey, I made hella candy to give to everybody I couldn’t find a book in my collection to give, we went fucking...
“Don’t get in a car with anyone who’s been drinking- unless...”
– My mom
Walking into work this morning with a bag of muffins, I couldn’t shake the feeling that it was a bag of baby heads.
fuuuuck, this amazon uk reviewer totally nailed my... →
“Everybody at work thinks I’m five foot nine.”
– Micah
Boosting the Signal →
Seeking short works: Book-length collection of transgender literary fiction
Deadline: August 31, 2011
Topside Press seeks short literary fiction for its debut title, to be published in late 2011. The collection will feature work by transgender authors and/or work featuring transgender protagonists. While there is no strict theme, the goal of this collection is to showcase fiction by and about...
hello, throbbing incapacitating jaw pain, my old friend
okay so
literallyaimee:
i would fucking never go home for christmas if i went to hogwarts. omg.
Seriously. ‘Cept maybe if I lived at the burrow though.
Haha, kids are totally snowboarding down my street right now. My neighborhood looks like the moon, which is cool ‘cause it’s the solstice and the moon is being eclipsed on the other side of all these clouds.
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2010-12-19) →
Rites of Spring (19)
Misfits (14)
Fugazi (11)
The Bouncing Souls (9)
Rancid (4)
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Just got Godspeed You Black Emperor tickets for New York on March 14th. OMFG. 2011 is going to be the year I get rich, so I might as well start acting the part, right?
just spent half an hour frolicking in a moonlit meadow with my dog, seriously
A plug just, like, fell out of my ear. I guess that’s my body’s way of telling me to gauge up.
tumblrbot asked: WHERE WOULD YOU MOST LIKE TO VISIT ON YOUR PLANET?
“Caring for myself is not self-indulgence, it is self-preservation, and that is...”
– Audre Lorde (via vertebrabyvertebra)
The more I learn about the nature of truth and reality, the more philosophically sound it seems to be like ‘I dunno, fuck it, let’s shoot off some bottle rockets.’
skirtmuseum:
everything i wear is gay apparel.
now I guess I am just eating sour cream
After Krisdin got that Kraken rum and I drank some of it and it was awesome and I decided that maybe I could drink rum instead of whiskey, I went to the fancy liquor store to get my own bottle. The fancy liquor store had closed, though- but the grocery store hadn’t, so I went to the grocery store, where they didn’t have Kraken, but they had some other rum that I had an idea I’d...
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2010-12-12) →
Antony and the Johnsons (38)
Sonic Youth (13)
Vince Guaraldi Trio (13)
The Clash (12)
Neko Case (12)
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